“Is this turnout weak or what? I had at least 70 more people at my...” – Heather Chandler, Heathers ... Movie Quotes Database

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Heather Chandler

Is this turnout weak or what? I had at least 70 more people at my funeral.

Veronica

Heather?

Heather Chandler

God, Veronica. My afterlife is so boring. If I have to sing Kumbaya one more time...

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