Doug: All good with Melissa?
Stu: Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
Phil: Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
Stu: Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
Phil: Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can **** a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
Stu: Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
Phil: And you believe that?
Stu: Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by seamen.
Stu: Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
Phil: Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
Stu: Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
Phil: Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can **** a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
Stu: Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
Phil: And you believe that?
Stu: Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by seamen.
Doug : All good with Melissa?
Stu : Oh, yeah. Told her we're two hours outside of wine country, and she bought it.
Phil : Don't you think it's strange that you've been in a relationship for three years, and you still have to lie about going to Vegas?
Stu : Yeah, I do. But trust me, it's not worth the fight.
Phil : Oh, so you can't go to Vegas, but she can **** a bellhop on a Carnival Cruise Line?
Stu : Okay. First of all, he was a bartender. And she was wasted. And, if you must know, he didn't even come inside her.
Phil : And you believe that?
Stu : Uh, yeah, I do believe that, because she's grossed out by seamen.
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