**** you, **** you, **** you,... you're cool and **** you, I'm out!
Half Baked quotes
Page 3 of 3I got some booty, I got some booty!
I'm right behind you. Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese, yo. Why you gotta make me feel inferior cause I'm on the grill, B? Damn!
I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me
I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.
Kenny's Sweet Virgin ASS!
Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!
Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? [guy shakes head "no"] I believe him yo, I don't know why, but I do.
You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.