Samson I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend here and I'm gonna kill him.
I'm Cuban, b!
Samson Yes, Cuban b!
Played by Clarence Williams III 
Half Baked (1998) · 39 quotes
Half Baked (1998) · 39 quotes
5th most-quoted character in Half Baked (1998): in 4 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Thurgood (3)
Scenes with Samson
4 scenes Samson Samson Samson Delilah, get me "eight fourteen".
Delilah [to another woman]
Eight fourteen.
[she pulls out a crossbow]
AH! I'm sorry y'all, I don't want to be the first **** to die from a crossbow.
(After just discovering their apartment demolished by Samson's henchmen) (answering phone)
Mr. Nice Guy - party accessories.
Samson Well did you get my message?
Who is this?
Samson This is SAMPSON, smarty pants!
Operator with an emergency breakthrough from your sister. (high-pitched voice) "Samson, it's Shelia! Mama fell-"
Samson SHUT UP, BITCH!!!
Samson So, tell me about yourself.
Well yaknow I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
Samson What part of Jamaica?
Right near the beach. BOY!
Samson I think you're bullshitting me.
Samson Simpson! I stick by my story! I'm from Jamaica. If I wasn't Jamaican than why would I wear this hat? hm?
