3rd most-quoted character in Half Baked (1998): in 6 of its 39 quotes
Scenes with Brian
6 scenes
Brian Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.
Brian You smoke?
Mary Jane No my grandmother died from lung cancer.
Brian That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!
Brian [Thurgood explains to the detective that they will seem less suspicious in an undercover sting if they are high.]
I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
[cut off]
Just smoke it, yo.
Brian I'll pretend I'm jamaican man! Yeah!
You have smoked yourself re***ded!
Brian Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.
W Woman
Uh-uh. He autographed it himself...
Brian Okay, I'll give you four.
Brian Don't worry. Don't worry. l'm not gonna do what everyone thinks l'm gonna do: Flip out, man! All l wanna know is: who's comin' with me? Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?
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