Get some...sour cream and onion chips, with some dip, man. Some beef jerkey, some peanut butter. Get some Hagen-Dagz ice-cream bars. A whole lotta of chocolate. Gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, pink popcorn. GRAHAM CRACKERS!!! Graham crackers with the marshmallows. Little marshmallows with little chocolate bars and we'll make some s'mores man. Celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little crunch berries, pizzas, we need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, water, a whole lotta water and.......Funyuns.
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Page 1 of 3Ya hear that? I'm somebody's bitch!
Nasty Nate
So the next time I come for you, I'm gonna want some cocktail...FRUIT!
Sir-Smokes-Alot
I want to talk to Samson! Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!
Sir-Smokes-Alot
I'm impotent, man! Get away from me, bitch!
Don't worry. Don't worry. l'm not gonna do what everyone thinks l'm gonna do: Flip out, man! All l wanna know is: who's comin' with me? Who's comin', man? Who's comin' with me?
I'll pretend I'm jamaican man! Yeah!
You have smoked yourself re***ded!
Lady, you want seven bucks for a used Kenny Loggins record? I'll give you five.
Woman
Uh-uh. He autographed it himself...
Okay, I'll give you four.
You smoke?
Mary Jane No my grandmother died from lung cancer.
That's all the more reason to toke up man! It'll ease the pain!
Enhancement Smoker You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some weird shit in there, man. There's a dude sittin' in the bushes, man, does he have a gun? I dunno, man, I dunno! Wha, wha? RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO. It's just some weird shit, man!
Overweight woman [walking by]
**** you, ****!
Hey, I'm sorry...I was talking to the horse here.
Overweight woman [walking by]
**** you, ****!
Delilah, get me "eight fourteen".
Delilah [to another woman]
Eight fourteen.
[she pulls out a crossbow]
AH! I'm sorry y'all, I don't want to be the first **** to die from a crossbow.
I'm gonna take your little Mexican friend here and I'm gonna kill him.
I'm Cuban, b!
Yes, Cuban b!
So, tell me about yourself.
Well yaknow I be from Jamaica, mon. Lord have mercy.
What part of Jamaica?
Right near the beach. BOY!
I think you're bullshitting me.
Samson Simpson! I stick by my story! I'm from Jamaica. If I wasn't Jamaican than why would I wear this hat? hm?