Thurgood: I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana.
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him do it!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.
  
  
  
  
  
   
  
  
Rehab patient: You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke.
Rehab patient: I seen him do it!
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana?
Thurgood: No, I can't say I have.
Bob Saget/Cocaine addict: I didn't think so.
 Thurgood : I'm here today because I'm addicted..to marijuana. 
 Rehab patient : You in here 'cuz of marijuana?! Man, this is some BULLSHIT! 
 Bob Saget/Cocaine addict : Marijuana is not a drug. I used to suck d*ck for coke. 
 Rehab patient : I seen him do it! 
 Bob Saget/Cocaine addict : Now that's an addiction, man. You ever suck some d*ck for marijuana? 
 Thurgood : No, I can't say I have. 
 Bob Saget/Cocaine addict : I didn't think so. 
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