Half Baked quotes

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Scarface
Thurgood

View Quote [Kenny is on his way out to get munch]
Kenny: Hey, if I`m not back in 10 minutes call the police.
Thurgood: If hes not back in 10 minutes, we're calling Dominoes!

View Quote [Thurgood explains to the detective that they will seem less suspicious in an undercover sting if they are high.]
Brian: I just wanna say that that was a great idea, Thurgood. I mean how do you come up with...
[cut off]
Scarface: Just smoke it, yo.

View Quote [Thurgood when finished with work] Free!!

View Quote Abrakadabra! ABRA!

View Quote Abrakadabra? That`s the newest slang, all the kids are saying it! Abrakadabra my niggha!

View Quote **** you, **** you, **** you,... you're cool and **** you, I'm out!

View Quote I got some booty, I got some booty!

View Quote I'm sexy... I'm a scholar... people like me

View Quote I, myself, am a master of the custodial arts..or a janitor if you wanna be a dick about it.

View Quote Let me tell you something: I love weed. I love it! But not as much as I love pussy!

View Quote Yo, The Guy, did you kill my dog? [guy shakes head "no"] I believe him yo, I don't know why, but I do.

View Quote You guys smoke ENTIRELY too much reefer.