A character in Grease (1978)

Betty Rizzo quotes from Grease (1978)

Stockard Channing
Played by Stockard Channing Grease (1978) · 79 quotes

Most-quoted character in Grease (1978): in 30 of its 79 quotes
Most scenes with: Danny Zuko (7), Marty (6), Sandy (6)

A line from Betty Rizzo [singing] [Panda falls on Betty]

Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers.
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

More lines from Betty Rizzo

6 quotes
Betty Rizzo
[singing]

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee,
Lousy with virginity.
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed.
I can't, I'm Sandra Dee.

Betty Rizzo
[singing]

Elvis! Elvis!
Let me be.
Keep that pelvis far from me!

Betty Rizzo
[singing]

I don't steal and I don't lie.
But I can feel and I can cry;
A fact I bet you never knew.
But to cry in front of you,
That's the worst thing I could do.

Betty Rizzo
[singing]

I don't drink...or swear...I don't rat my hair...

Betty Rizzo

Gosh, Your turning into a One Woman USO

Scenes with Betty Rizzo

23 scenes

Do you think these glasses make me look smarter?

Rizzo

Nah, you can still see your face.

Rizzo

Look who's coming. Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi.

Oh I just love the first day of school, don't you?

Rizzo
[sarcastically]

It's the biggest thrill of my life.

Hey, they just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?

Rizzo

Who?

ME. Isn't that the most? To say the least?

Rizzo

The very least.

Girls
[singing]

Tell me more, tell me more!

Rizzo

'Cause he sounds like a drag.

[about her summer love]

He was sort of special.

Rizzo

There ain't no such thing.

What do you guys think of Sandy? Do you think we can let her into the Pink Ladies?

Rizzo

Nah, she looks to pure to be pink!

Rizzo

Hey Zuko! I've got a surprise for you.

Oh, Yeah?

Rizzo
[chuckles]

Yeah. [throws Sandy in front of him]

Sandy!

Danny!

Wha-what are you doing here, I thought you were moving back to Australia?

We were but we had a change in plans!

[His friends stare at Danny with a strange face and he changes moods, pretending like he doesn't care]

That's cool baby, you know how it is, rockin' and rollin' and what not.

Danny?

That's my name, don't wear it out.

What's the matter with you?

What's the matter with me, baby, what's the matter with you?

What happened to the Danny Zuko I met at the beach?

Well I do not know. Maybe there's two of us. Why don't you take out a missing person's ad? Or try the yellow pages, I don't know.

You're a fake and a phony and I wish I never laid eyes on you!

Rizzo
[breaks out a bottle of wine]

How about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going?

Jan
[the girls all cheer]

Anyone want a Twinkie?

Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.

Jan

It says right here it's a dessert wine.

Jan
[offers bottle to Sandy who's hesitant]

What's the matter? We don't got cooties!

Rizzo

I'll bet you've never had a drink before, have you?

Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.

Rizzo

Well, ring-a-ding-ding.

Rizzo

Where are you goin'? To flog your log?

Much better then hanging around here with you dorks.

Rizzo

I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.

Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!

Rizzo

You pig!

Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!

[continuing with dance rules]

Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be immediately disqualified

Rizzo

Well, that leaves us out!

Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.

What's with you tonight?

Rizzo

I feel like a defective typewriter.

Huh?

Rizzo

I skipped a period.

Think you're P.G.?

Hey Rizzo, I hear you're knocked up.

Rizzo

You do, huh? Boy, good new really travels fast.

[shoots Marty a look of contempt]

Hey listen, why didn't you tell me?

Rizzo

What's it to you?

Anything I can do?

Rizzo

You did enough!

I don't run away from my mistakes

Rizzo

Don't worry about it Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.

Thanks a lot, kid.

Rizzo
[Kenickie walks away]

Any time...

Rizzo
[on the first day of high school]

Oh gosh. [removes her sunglasses] Well, here we are again.

Yeah, but this time we're seniors.

Rizzo

And we're going to rule the school! [they all laugh]

Jan, that is so adolescent!

Jan

We are adolecent.

Rizzo

We don't have to flaunt it. [puts her sunglasses back on and her Pink Ladies jacket] Okay, girls. Let's go get them.

Hey, Marty, are those new glasses?

Oh yeah, I just got them for school. Don't you think they make me look smarter?

Rizzo

Nah, you can still see your face.

Jan

How do you like school so far Sandy?

It's Different..

Rizzo

Patty Simcox, the bad seed of Rydell High. [to Patty] Hi.

Oh, I just love the first day of school. Don't you?

Rizzo
[sarcastically]

It's the biggest thrill of my life.

You'll never guess what happened.

Rizzo

Probably not.

They just announced the nominees for student council this morning and guess who's up for vice president?

Rizzo

Who?

Me. Isn't that the most? To say the least?

Rizzo

The very least.

I just hope I don't make too poor a showing.

Rizzo

Well, we certainly wish you the best of luck. Don't we, girls?

Rizzo

Somebody snaking you, Danny?

Oh, bite the weenie, Rizz.

Rizzo

With relish.

What's with you tonight?

Rizzo

I feel like a defective typewriter.

Huh?

Rizzo

I skipped a period.

You think you P-G?!

Rizzo

I don't know, big deal.

Aren't you going to tell Kenickie?!

Rizzo

Nah, you don't know the guy.

Rizzo

Swell bunch you are rushing here to help a lady

Lady? i don't see a lady? [T-birds laughs]

Shut up, shut Up!

Rizzo

What's up, Kenick?

One guess.

Rizzo

You got a lot to offer a girl.

Yeah, you know it

Rizzo

What say you, Zuke?

You're looking good, Rizz.

Rizzo

Eat your heart out.

Well, sloppy seconds ain't my style. [jumps out of the car]

Rizzo

Where you going? to flog your log?

What's better than hanging out with, you dorks.

T-birds

Danny!

Your chariot, my lady.

Rizzo

You goody-goodies are to much for me, I'm gonna get my kicks while I'm still young enough to get em [climbs out window]

Frencie

What's she gonna do? Shimmy down the drain pipe?

You know, Danny, I'm kind of worried about this Dance off. Maybe they dance differently the way we do back home.

Rizzo

Its okay, Sandy, maybe we'll invent the Kangaroo bop [Kenickie laughs sarcastically]

Come on, Sandy, let's get out of here

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