Putzie The only thing that hangs around you, Sonny, are the flies!
Played by Kelly Ward 
Grease (1978) · 79 quotes
Grease (1978) · 79 quotes
Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Grease (1978): in 7 of its 79 quotes
Most scenes with: Sonny (3), Danny Zuko (2), Jan (2)
Sandy, wherefore art thou, Sandy!
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5 scenes
Well you know, these girls are only good for one thing.
Yeah, what are you suppose to do with them the rest of the 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day?
Putzie [With a serious but confused face]
Is that all it takes 15 minutes?
Game rule one: all couples must be boy-girl.
Putzie Yeah, too bad, Eugene.
Jeez! Every teacher I got this year has flunked me at least once!
If you don't watch it, you're going to be spending all you time in McGee's office.
Yeah, well, this year she's going to wish she's never seen me.
Oh yeah? And what are you going to do?
I just ain't going to take any of her crap. That's all. I don't take no crap off nobody.
Sonny?
Oh Hello, ma'am.
Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?
I was just going for a walk.
You were just dawdling, weren't you?
Yes, ma'am.
That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. Latierre.
Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?
Yes, ma'am.
Are you just going to stand there all day?
No, ma'am. I mean, Yes, ma'am. I mean--
Well which is it? Yes or No?
No, ma'am.
Good. Then move! [walks away]
Yes, ma'am.
I'm sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny. You would have really told her off, huh?
Hey Eugene! How you doing?
Eugene
Hi Fellas!
Did you have a nice summer? Shake, buddy. [buzzes Eugene]
Eugene
Ow!
Hey, what's wrong? You're wearing glasses. [Putzie messes with Eugene's bow-tie]
Eugene
I got astigmatism.
Aw, too bad.
Come on! Let's go!
Putzie Sorry, Eugene. [T-Birds go upstairs]
Hey, Eugene, I'll get that. [picks up bow-tie hands it to eugene] There you go, Eugene.
Eugene
Thanks, Sonny.
See you, Fruit boots. [goes upstairs]
Well I have been dieting all day. [to Putzie] My mother's apple pie is better than this stuff, you want a piece?
Putzie Yeah, sure
Hey, Putzie, 15 minutes.
Putzie You want some?
uhmmm mm mmm.
Putzie Jeez, you sure are a cheap date. I didn't mean it like that.
I understand.
Putzie I always thought you were an understanding person.
I am.
Putzie and I also think there's more to you than just fat.
Thanks
Putzie Your welcome. You got a date for the dance off?
No.
Putzie You wanna go?
Yeah. [both laughs with joy]
