A character in Grease (1978)

Kenickie quotes from Grease (1978)

Jeff Conaway
Played by Jeff Conaway Grease (1978) · 79 quotes

Tied for 9th most-quoted character in Grease (1978): in 7 of its 79 quotes
Most scenes with: Betty Rizzo (3), Danny Zuko (2), Doody (2)

A line from Kenickie

The whole place a no Parking Zone Crater Face

More lines from Kenickie

1 quote
Kenickie

Hey, how was the Action at the beach man?

Scenes with Kenickie

5 scenes

I've got so many hickies people will think I'm a leper.

Kenickie

Relax... A hickie from Kenickie is like a Hallmark card, when you only care enough to send the very best!

You pig!

Kenickie

Oh, I love it when you talk dirty!

Kenickie

Hey Rizzo, I hear you're knocked up.

You do, huh? Boy, good new really travels fast.

Kenickie
[shoots Marty a look of contempt]

Hey listen, why didn't you tell me?

What's it to you?

Kenickie

Anything I can do?

You did enough!

Kenickie

I don't run away from my mistakes

Don't worry about it Kenickie, it was somebody else's mistake.

Kenickie

Thanks a lot, kid.

[Kenickie walks away]

Any time...

Jeez! Every teacher I got this year has flunked me at least once!

If you don't watch it, you're going to be spending all you time in McGee's office.

Yeah, well, this year she's going to wish she's never seen me.

Oh yeah? And what are you going to do?

I just ain't going to take any of her crap. That's all. I don't take no crap off nobody.

Oh Hello, ma'am.

Aren't you supposed to be in homeroom right now?

I was just going for a walk.

You were just dawdling, weren't you?

Yes, ma'am.

That is no way to start a new semester, Mr. Latierre.

(Speaks in italian while imitating Ricky Ricardo from I Love Lucy)

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Perhaps a session of banging erasers after school would put you on the right track?

Yes, ma'am.

Are you just going to stand there all day?

No, ma'am. I mean, Yes, ma'am. I mean--

Well which is it? Yes or No?

No, ma'am.

Good. Then move! [walks away]

Yes, ma'am.

I'm sure glad you didn't take any of her crap, Sonny. You would have really told her off, huh?

[in falsetto]

Mr. Latierre. Yes, Ma'am, No Ma'am.

Hey Eugene! How you doing?

Eugene

Hi Fellas!

Did you have a nice summer? Shake, buddy. [buzzes Eugene]

Eugene

Ow!

Hey, what's wrong? You're wearing glasses. [Putzie messes with Eugene's bow-tie]

Eugene

I got astigmatism.

Aw, too bad.

Kenickie

Come on! Let's go!

Sorry, Eugene. [T-Birds go upstairs]

Hey, Eugene, I'll get that. [picks up bow-tie hands it to eugene] There you go, Eugene.

Eugene

Thanks, Sonny.

See you, Fruit boots. [goes upstairs]

Swell bunch you are rushing here to help a lady

Lady? i don't see a lady? [T-birds laughs]

Kenickie

Shut up, shut Up!

What's up, Kenick?

Kenickie

One guess.

You got a lot to offer a girl.

Kenickie

Yeah, you know it

What say you, Zuke?

You're looking good, Rizz.

Eat your heart out.

Well, sloppy seconds ain't my style. [jumps out of the car]

Where you going? to flog your log?

What's better than hanging out with, you dorks.

T-birds

Danny!

Kenickie

Your chariot, my lady.

It was bad luck, Kenickie.

Kenickie

Yeah, well, if it wasn't for bad luck, I wouldn't have no luck at all.

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