Coach Calhoun Game rule one: all couples must be boy-girl.
Yeah, too bad, Eugene.
Played by Sid Caesar 
Grease (1978) · 79 quotes
Grease (1978) · 79 quotes
In 4 of the 79 quotes from Grease (1978)
Most scenes with: Danny Zuko (2)
Scenes with Coach Calhoun
4 scenes Coach Calhoun 
[continuing with dance rules]
Anyone doing tasteless or vulgar movements will be immediately disqualified
Well, that leaves us out!
Coach Calhoun Let's keep it clean, people. Let's keep it clean.
Coach Calhoun [Danny is trying out for wrestling and smoking a cigarette]
All right, let's trying cutting it to two packs a day. Now, you have to change.
Well, yeah. That's why I'm here, ya know? To change.
Coach Calhoun No, I mean your clothes.
Oh.
Coach Calhoun [after Danny has failed at wrestling, basketball, and baseball, getting in fights each time]
Well, you know, there are a lot of other sports that don't require any physical contact.
Oh, yeah? Like what?
Coach Calhoun Like, uh... track!
What do you mean, like running?
Coach Calhoun Not just running! Something that needs endurance! Something that needs stamina! Like, long-distance running! Cross-country running!
That could be cool.
