[breaks out a bottle of wine]

How about a little Sneaky Pete to get the party going?

[the girls all cheer]

Anyone want a Twinkie?

Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.

It says right here it's a dessert wine.

[offers bottle to Sandy who's hesitant]

What's the matter? We don't got cooties!

I'll bet you've never had a drink before, have you?

Oh, yes I did. I had some champagne at my cousin's wedding once.

Well, ring-a-ding-ding.