Grandma's Boy quotes

115 total quotes

Alex
Bea
Dante
Grace

J.P.
Jeff
Lilly
Mr. Cheezle
Shilo

View Quote Yes it sucks we dont have alcohol, but we do serve shots <pause> of wheat grass.

View Quote I know the food doesn't sound good but it tastes good and is good for you.

View Quote You said it wrong idiot, it's Shilo

View Quote You were sweet

View Quote Welcome to "Our Lady Health" my name's Shilo and i'll be serving you today.

View Quote Lets make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle....it won't hurt anybody. Go eat a hamburger, and choke on a cow dick!

View Quote Alex: Hey Timmy, can I crash at your house?
Timmy: Why so you can jack off on my mom?
Alex: Jeff's a ****in liar Timmy!

View Quote Dante: Oh hey Alex, I was just puttin up my Christmas tree.
Alex: Dude, it's July.
Dante: Get the **** outta here, it is?!

View Quote Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
Alex: Hey Speed Racer. Did you valet your bed?
Jeff: No, I self parked it in your asshole

View Quote Alex: Dude, your bed's a car.
Jeff: Yeah, but it's a ****in' sweet car.