[after Yuri says he and Josh are being evicted after not paying rent for six months]
No, no, that's impossible. We've never missed a payment. Every month, I give Josh hundreds of dollars of my money, and then he writes you a rent check. [to Josh] Right, Josh?
[sniffling]
I love them so much.
[sniffling]
The girls at Madame Kamay's Filipino Palace.
They're not hookers, they're massage therapists.
They'll massage your **** for money.
There's a word for that. I think it's "hooker"?
[angrily]
YOU'RE A HOOKER!
[Mover and Big Mover throw their box of stuff down on the floor and stare at Josh, as if to say "What did you call us?!"]
Whoa, wait.
Listen, Alex. I make you a special deal, huh? I give you five minutes to pack up all your shit you don't want thrown away, and if you take one extra minute, I have my two friends...they take your testicles and remove them through your anus.
