I've never trusted that butler. He's too honest.
Dmitri
Too honest, you say?
Mm-hm.
Dmitri
All right, well, be that as it may, find him quick and make it snappy.
I've got to hand it to them. I didn't see that coming. Well, what do you want me to do?
Dmitri
Talk to the club-footed sister again. And this time, be persuasive.
Dmitri
If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll cut your throat! You hear me?
M. Gustave
I thought I was supposed to be a **** ****.
Dmitri
You are, but you're bisexual.
Dmitri
This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years. He's a ruthless adventurer and a con artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies! And he probably ****s them, too!
M. Gustave
I go to bed with all my friends.
[Dmitri punches M. Gustave, Zero punches Dmitri, Jopling punches Zero]
Dmitri
Where's Boy with Apple?!
M. Gustave
NONE OF YOUR GODDAMN BUSINESS!
Who's shooting who?
Dmitri
That's Gustave H., the escaped murderer and art thief! I've got him cornered!
M. Gustave
That's Dmitri Desgoffe und Taxis! He's responsible for the killing of Deputy Kovacs, Serge X and his club-footed sister, plus his own mother!
Nobody move; everybody's under arrest.
