Steven Schoichet quotes from Dummy (2002)

Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel

I bought a gift for you.

Steven Schoichet

Oh, no.

Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel

Actually, I lifted it from Borders. But it's perfect for your date. It's classical music.

Steven Schoichet

Oh, thanks!

Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel

Yeah, when you get Lorena alone, put this on. Classical music makes women horny. Just trust me on this one.

Steven Schoichet

Thanks. "Best of John Philip Sousa".

Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel

Yeah. Chicks dig it.

Fangoria "Fanny" Gurkel

You can **** me if I'm wrong!

Steven Schoichet

No. That's okay.

Steven Schoichet

I look both ways when I cross the street.