Heidi Schoichet Because every klezmer band in town is booked and I desperately need a band. But if I hire you, you have to be willing to "hora". Is that a problem?
Oh man, at this point, I'd **** anyone.
Played by Illeana Douglas 
Dummy (2002) · 10 quotes
Dummy (2002) · 10 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Dummy (2002): in 4 of its 10 quotes
Scenes with Heidi Schoichet
4 scenes Heidi Schoichet Heidi Schoichet What're you apologizing to her? She's an unwed mother.
Fern Schoichet
Better an unwed mother than just plain unwed.
Heidi Schoichet [about Michael going in jail]
Serves him right! I hope you rot in there, **** loser!
Fern Schoichet
Heidi! That loser was almost your husband!
Heidi Schoichet Why can't you get it into your head, he's a psychopath?
Fern Schoichet
I'm sure he is. But he's also a very successful accountant.
Heidi Schoichet [seeing Steven in his underwear, with his dummy dressed as a child]
Steven? Gross! You look like a child molester.
