Good Morning, Vietnam quotes

71 total quotes

Adrian Cronauer
Edward Garlick
General Taylor

Lieutenant Hauk
Multiple Characters
Sgt. Major Dickerson

View Quote Hauk: First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here, because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday.
Adrian: Two degrees colder? [gasps] Me without my muff.

View Quote Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock. Stop the car.

View Quote Mantovani? They play Mantovani to insomniacs who don't respond to strong drugs!

View Quote Hauk: Where you do imagine you're going?
Adrian: Just gonna get a little something to eat.
Hauk: You don't have time. You'll stay here and drink instant beverages or something. We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 PM.
Adrian: I've been on the air for four hours. I'm a little hungry.
Hauk: That's a joke, right? I get it.
Adrian: Nooo, I'm actually hungry
Hauk: Well I'm actually giving you an order. [Walks out.]
Adrian: Oh it's an order. In that case gentlemen. Let's edit.

View Quote Tuan: Yes. Come. We go.
Adrian: You sound like you leaned English from Tonto. "Come. We go." OK.

View Quote You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.

View Quote [to Trinh] You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.

View Quote [About Adrian] Sir, the man is a walking keg of dynamite.

View Quote Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.

View Quote You shut your ****ing hole!

View Quote Now this thing is a delicate balance over here, and I don't want it dependent on a disc jockey. Then men want him back. I want him back.

View Quote Sir, there is no such thing as "only" anymore. Not now. Not in Saigon.

View Quote Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.

View Quote What is this "demilitarized zone?" What do they mean, "police action?" Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "Uh, she looks pretty to me."

View Quote I'm saying I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people tellin' me what I can't say. "This news isn't official." "That comment is too sarcastic." I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man who is screaming out to be made fun of. So, **** it.