A scene from Get Him to the Greek 2010
Aaron
[Aaron has arrived at Daphne's hospital and is led by a colleague to Daphne sleeping in a chair]

Where is she?

Colleague

Right there.

Aaron

Hey.

Daphne

Hi, sweetie.

Aaron

I have amazing news. Let's go get some coffee.

Daphne

I think I was asleep.

Aaron
[Waves hand over her face to make eyes shut]

Go back to sleep. I'll carry you to coffee, okay?

Daphne
[She smiles and laughs]

You're funny.

Aaron

You're funny.

Daphne

You're funny.
...

Aaron
[Aaron and Daphne are seated at a table in the cafeteria]

Sergio was just so awesome. He was like, "You got one moment, and here's your moment." And it was like 8 Mile. You know? And he's letting me do this! I mean, I get to spend one-on-one time with Aldous Snow. Aldous Snow! I mean, how awesome is that?

Daphne

Wow, that's awesome.

Aaron

I feel like I have all these ideas for his sound specifically. You know, I could help resurrect the guy's career.

Daphne

You know? I mean, it's incredible. It's, like, my dream. I have some kind of big news, too. I got offered a residency, a place in a residency program, at East Seattle General. So, if I rank it first, then I can get matched there, which is pretty good.

Aaron

Like Seattle, Seattle?

Daphne

Yeah. It's really, really nice there. And it's a bigger staff, so they have better call schedules, so we could actually spend some time together. It's so nice! I'm sorry.

Aaron

You want to... You want to... You want to move to Seattle?

Daphne

Well, yeah. To work in the hospital. To work in the hospital there, yeah.

Aaron

What am I gonna do in Seattle?

Daphne

Oh, my God, there's tons of music stuff in Seattle. Nirvana! Nirvana came from Seattle.

Aaron

Can you not see how it's a little alarming that you've just decided that I'm moving to Seattle? Do you have an extra scalpel? Do you want to cut my balls off and put them in your pocket so you don't just metaphorically own them, you can physically hold them in your pocket? I mean, I feel like a '50s housewife right now. Like my dreams don't count.

Aaron

You're like Michael Jackson's dad. You're abusing me right now.

Daphne

Okay. You know what? We should just... We're gonna table this. We're gonna table it because I can't... Guess what. Just on a side note, I had an idea today.

Aaron

You're moving to Africa.

Daphne

Listen. You know how hard I've been working for this. You know I am killing myself in this internship. This hospital will be beautiful in Seattle, and it will be good for us. That's all I'm saying. I'm not trying to be hurtful. I'm just saying that I think it will be good for us, so we're moving to Seattle!

Aaron

I don't want to move to Seattle...

Daphne

We're moving! We're moving to Seattle.

Aaron

No. We're not moving to Seattle.

Daphne

Great. So maybe we should just take some time.

Aaron

Are you having your period or something?

Daphne

I'm sorry, what?

Aaron

Are you on your period or something?

Daphne

Are you **** kidding me?

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