Ape: I'm hungry.
Thor: Oh, shut up! You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm getting mad enough to...
Ape: You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?
Max: Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape.
Ape: That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance.
Max: Give him a banana, Thor. Won't be long now.
Thor: That's what you said yesterday. This trail's taking us to the middle of nowhere!
[Ape snickers]
Max: The sign at the trail head said "Shortcut to Ape River". Now, why would it say "shortcut" if it wasn't a... [Realizes something] Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake. A decoy trail.
Ape: Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the treehouse.
Thor: Ohhh! Oh, I knew we was lost!
Max: Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just trying to trick us, lead us off the shortcut so we take twice as long on the regular trail.
Thor: We're already taking twice as long!
Max: Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of you?
Thor: What?
Ape: Du-u-u-uh!
Max: Let's go. If he tells us the shortcut leads to the treehouse, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead.
Thor: Oh, shut up! You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm getting mad enough to...
Ape: You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?
Max: Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape.
Ape: That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance.
Max: Give him a banana, Thor. Won't be long now.
Thor: That's what you said yesterday. This trail's taking us to the middle of nowhere!
[Ape snickers]
Max: The sign at the trail head said "Shortcut to Ape River". Now, why would it say "shortcut" if it wasn't a... [Realizes something] Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake. A decoy trail.
Ape: Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the treehouse.
Thor: Ohhh! Oh, I knew we was lost!
Max: Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just trying to trick us, lead us off the shortcut so we take twice as long on the regular trail.
Thor: We're already taking twice as long!
Max: Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of you?
Thor: What?
Ape: Du-u-u-uh!
Max: Let's go. If he tells us the shortcut leads to the treehouse, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead.
Ape : I'm hungry.
Thor : Oh, shut up! You've been yakkin' for two days straight, and I'm getting mad enough to...
Ape : You know, you really should work on your anger. Have you tried Brankowski's "Cage the Rage" technique?
Max : Don't let him get to you, Thor. He's just an ape.
Ape : That's a fine way to talk to your meal ticket. You keep that up, it's liable to affect my stage performance.
Max : Give him a banana, Thor. Won't be long now.
Thor : That's what you said yesterday. This trail's taking us to the middle of nowhere!
[Ape snickers]
Max : The sign at the trail head said "Shortcut to Ape River". Now, why would it say "shortcut" if it wasn't a... [Realizes something] Wait a minute. Maybe it's a fake. A decoy trail.
Ape : Very good, Max. Actually, the trail is a fake. It circles Ape Mountain six times before heading right back to the treehouse.
Thor : Ohhh! Oh, I knew we was lost!
Max : Don't listen to him, Thor. He's just trying to trick us, lead us off the shortcut so we take twice as long on the regular trail.
Thor : We're already taking twice as long!
Max : Are you gonna let a monkey make a monkey out of you?
Thor : What?
Ape : Du-u-u-uh!
Max : Let's go. If he tells us the shortcut leads to the treehouse, then that's exactly where it doesn't lead.
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