2nd most-quoted character in The Full Monty (1997): in 4 of its 8 quotes
Most scenes with: Dave (2)
I've got a degree in arse-wiggling, mate.
Gaz Y'know Dave, it's a thought...
Ha! I could just see Little and Large prancing around Sheffield with their widgers hanging out. Now that would be worth 10 quid!
Gaz Don't be so bloody daft. We were just saying...
I don't see why the chuff not, Gerald.
Because you're fat and he's thin, and you're both **** ugly!
Gaz You don't sing?
No.
Gaz You don't dance?
No.
Gaz Hope you don't mind me being nosy, but what do you do?
Well, there is this...[strips down pants and underwear]
Gaz Gentlemen, the lunchbox has landed.
I know. You could stand in middle of road and have a mate run smack into you right fast.
Haven't got any mates.
Gaz Listen to you. We just saved your **** life. So don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?
Really?
Gaz Yeah.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Yeah, me an'all, I'd run into ya as soon as look at ya.
Cheers.
