[discussing possible means of suicide]
I know. You could stand in middle of road and have a mate run smack into you right fast.
Haven't got any mates.
Listen to you. We just saved your **** life. So don't tell us we're not your mates, all right?
Really?
Yeah.
Thanks. Thanks a lot.
Yeah, me an'all, I'd run into ya as soon as look at ya.
Cheers.


