Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.
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From Dusk till Dawn quotes
Page 1 of 4Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass ****in' day every inch of the way.
Now let's kill that **** band.
What were they, psychos?
Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a **** how crazy they are!
Are you so much a **** loser, you can't tell when you've won?
What did you call me?
Nothing. I didn't make a statement. I asked a question. Would you like me to ask it again?
Umm-hmm.
Are you such a loser you can't tell when you've won? The entire state of Texas, along with the F.B.I., is looking for you. Did they find you? No. They couldn't. You've won, Seth, enjoy it.
Jacob, I want you to have a drink with me. I insist.
Has anybody here read a real book about vampires, or are we just remembering what a movie said? I mean a real book.
You mean like a Time-Life book?
Are you okay?
Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
I'm really, really sorry—
Bullshit! Bullshit! If it were up to you, if you had half a chance, you would feed us to those ****s.
Seth, should I save the last two bullets for us?
No, use 'em on the next **** who tries to bite you!
Are you okay?
Peachy, Kate. The world's my oyster, except for the fact that I just rammed a wooden stake in my brother's heart because he turned into a vampire, even though I don't believe in vampires. Aside from that unfortunate business, everything's hunky-dory.
Seth, should I save the last two bullets for us?
No, use 'em on the next two of these ****s that try to bite you!
What's, um, goin' on?
We're having a bikini contest, and you just won.
Where are you taking us?
Mexico.
What's in Mexico?
Mexicans.
Look, he comes in here everyday. We bullshit, and he's used my bathroom about a thousand times. If I said no this time he'd know somethin' was up.
Okay, I want him out of here, in his car, and down the road or you can change the name of this place to Benny's World of Blood.
Whatsamatter?
Ah, it's just been a shit-ass day, every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that mongoloid boy of hers was working the grill. That **** idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was puking up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by 10:30.
Isn't there a law or something against **** serving food to the public?
Well, if there ain't there sure ought to be. Who knows what goes on inside mongoloid's mind?
You could sue the shit out of her, you know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flipping burgers. You could own that **** place.
What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head.
Where are my glasses?
They broke when you fell.
Oh, ****, Seth, these are like my only pair!
Don't worry about it.
What do you mean, don't worry about it? Of course I'm gonna worry about it. I can't ****in' see!
I'll take care of it when we get to El Rey.
Yeah, like some Mexican hole in the wall's gonna have my ****in' prescription.
It is not a big deal until you make it a big deal. Now I was in a very good mood, so stop bringing me down with this bullshit!