Earl McGraw Well, it's been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass ****in' day every inch of the way.
Played by Michael Parks 
From Dusk till Dawn (1996) · 55 quotes
From Dusk till Dawn (1996) · 55 quotes
Tied for 6th most-quoted character in From Dusk till Dawn (1996): in 3 of its 55 quotes
Scenes with Earl McGraw
3 scenes Earl McGraw Earl McGraw Jesus H. Christ, Pete. When you gonna learn that microwave food'll kill you faster than a bullet? I mean, them damn burritos ain't good for nothing but a hippie, when he's high on weed.
Whatsamatter?
Earl McGraw [sighs]
Ah, it's just been a shit-ass day, every inch of it hot and miserable. First off, Nadine at the Blue Chip got some sorta sick, so that mongoloid boy of hers was working the grill. That **** idiot don't know rat shit from Rice Krispies. I ate breakfast at nine, was puking up pigs in a blanket like a sick dog by 10:30.
Isn't there a law or something against **** serving food to the public?
McGraw Well, if there ain't there sure ought to be. Who knows what goes on inside mongoloid's mind?
You could sue the shit out of her, you know. That kid belongs under a circus tent, not flipping burgers. You could own that **** place.
McGraw What the hell would I do with that grease pit? Besides, Nadine's got enough of a cross to bear just taking care of that potato head.
