A character in Fritz the Cat (1972)

Ralph quotes from Fritz the Cat (1972)

2nd most-quoted character in Fritz the Cat (1972): in 6 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Fritz (2), Al (2)

Scenes with Ralph

6 scenes
Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Let me call 'em preverts!

Pig Cop #1

What's a "prevert"?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

A prevert is a degenerate! Didn't you know that?

Pig Cop #1

A prevert's a degenerate?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Didn't you have no bringing up?

Pig Cop #1

I got bar mitzvahed.
[Ralph laughs]

Fritz
[pointing at the pigs]

There's the one who keeps the bosses in power! He's the one who's holding you down!

Pig Cop #1

Who, me?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

You!

Pig Cop #1

No, no, not me, YOU!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)
[fighting]

No You!

Pig Cop #1

No You!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

You, You, You!

Pig Cop #1

Me!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Not me, YOU!

Pig Cop #1

Yeah you!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

You!

Pig Cop #1

**** you!
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): You first!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)
[in a Synagogue; referring to the Rabbis]

They all got long hair. They all got long clothes. Must be a hippie church!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)
[attempting to keep a group of crows from tearing him and the other pig cop to pieces]

Would you like to see a picture of my kids?

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Shh. I think we're here. Do you hear anything, Ralph?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

It sounds like a bunch of degenerates in there.

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Alright Shh. now, listen, Ralph, now, listen, you got the deeper voice. you see and I want you to yell, Open the **** door. now say the word **** because that makes you sound tough. When I say three, you yell, Open...

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

I'm even gonna ad-lib. I'm even gonna ad-lib.

Al (Pig Cop #1)

No ad-libbing, Ralph. No ad-libbing.

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Let me call 'em preverts!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

What's a "prevert"?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

A prevert is a degenerate! Didn't you know that?

Al (Pig Cop #1)

A prevert's a degenerate?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Didn't you have no bringing up?

Al (Pig Cop #1)

I got bar mitzvahed.

Al (Pig Cop #1)
[Ralph laughs]

You ain't supposed to laugh, Ralph! This is a serious job and we're getting paid for it. Cut the **** shit out. Let's go.

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

All right. Open up in there! It's the law! Hippie bastards!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Good, Ralph, do it again.

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Open... [Ralph laughs] okay, open up!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

What the ****'s your problem? Cut it out!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

I won't laugh! I won't laugh! Open the door, you pre-verts!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Open up! Law and order's here!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Open up!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

All right in there! All right in there!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Okay, Open up! Here we are!

Fritz

Revolt! Revolt! Revolt, you thick-skulled idiots! You have carried heavy burdens for the bosses! You have sweat your lives away for the bosses! The bosses! They ride around in limousines!

Crow

Get the **** off my car!

Fritz

The Bosses! They're eating strawberries and cream!

Duke

That's funny! Cats are real boss!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)
[The pigs show up]

ALRIGHT, WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?! BREAK IT UP!

Duke

Cool it, officer. He's just blowing hot air. No one's paying no mind.

Fritz

Come the revolution, there gonna be no more limousines! Come the revolution, there gonna be no more strawberries and cream! See?!

Al (Pig Cop #1)
[laughing]

Hey, Ralph, you know how these dumb kids are. They don't know what they doing.

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

**** "A" right.

Fritz
[pointing at the pigs]

There he is! He's the one who keeps the bosses in power! HE'S THE ONE WHO'S HOLDING YOU DOWN!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Who, me?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

You!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

No, no, not me, YOU!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)
[fighting]

No You!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

No You!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

You, You, You!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Me!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Not me, YOU!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Yeah you!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

You!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

**** you!
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): YOU FIRST!

Fritz

THE SPIKED BUDDHA CAPITALISM! THE IRON THUMB ON THE HEADS OF THE PROLETTERIAT!

Al (Pig Cop #1)
[The crows slowly and angrily surround and close-in on the pigs] [to Ralph; scared]

They're gonna kill us.
[As the crows inch closer, Ralph pulls out a photo of his family] Ralph (Pig Cop #2): [to the crows; smiling nervously] Would you like to see a picture of my kids?

Duke
[One of the crows throws a glass bottle at Ralph in his left eye. Ralph starts shooting at the crows, but this only angers them even more. Pig Cop #1 gets on his knees and prays, while Ralph continues shooting frantically before the crows pounce on them and brutally kill them. Horrified, Duke watches the scene turn into chaos before rushing to Fritz.]

Come on, man! You'll get killed up here!
[Duke is suddenly shot and starts bleeding excessively as he slowly dies. His corpse collapses onto the road.]

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