Al (Pig Cop #1)
Now, you have the deeper voice so on three, you yell "Open the **** door". Now, say the word "****" because you got—that makes you sound tough.
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Fritz the Cat (1972): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Ralph (2)
Scenes with Al
4 scenes
Al (Pig Cop #1)
[in a Synagogue]
You're not supposed to dance, Ralph, 'cause you're not Jewish!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Shh. I think we're here. Do you hear anything, Ralph?
It sounds like a bunch of degenerates in there.
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Alright Shh. now, listen, Ralph, now, listen, you got the deeper voice. you see and I want you to yell, Open the **** door. now say the word **** because that makes you sound tough. When I say three, you yell, Open...
I'm even gonna ad-lib. I'm even gonna ad-lib.
Al (Pig Cop #1)
No ad-libbing, Ralph. No ad-libbing.
Let me call 'em preverts!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
What's a "prevert"?
A prevert is a degenerate! Didn't you know that?
Al (Pig Cop #1)
A prevert's a degenerate?
Didn't you have no bringing up?
Al (Pig Cop #1)
I got bar mitzvahed.
Al (Pig Cop #1)
[Ralph laughs]
You ain't supposed to laugh, Ralph! This is a serious job and we're getting paid for it. Cut the **** shit out. Let's go.
All right. Open up in there! It's the law! Hippie bastards!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Good, Ralph, do it again.
Open... [Ralph laughs] okay, open up!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
What the ****'s your problem? Cut it out!
I won't laugh! I won't laugh! Open the door, you pre-verts!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Open up! Law and order's here!
Open up!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
All right in there! All right in there!
Okay, Open up! Here we are!
Revolt! Revolt! Revolt, you thick-skulled idiots! You have carried heavy burdens for the bosses! You have sweat your lives away for the bosses! The bosses! They ride around in limousines!
Crow
Get the **** off my car!
The Bosses! They're eating strawberries and cream!
That's funny! Cats are real boss!
Cool it, officer. He's just blowing hot air. No one's paying no mind.
Come the revolution, there gonna be no more limousines! Come the revolution, there gonna be no more strawberries and cream! See?!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
[laughing]
Hey, Ralph, you know how these dumb kids are. They don't know what they doing.
**** "A" right.
[pointing at the pigs]
There he is! He's the one who keeps the bosses in power! HE'S THE ONE WHO'S HOLDING YOU DOWN!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Who, me?
You!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
No, no, not me, YOU!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
No You!
You, You, You!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Me!
Not me, YOU!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Yeah you!
You!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
**** you!
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): YOU FIRST!
THE SPIKED BUDDHA CAPITALISM! THE IRON THUMB ON THE HEADS OF THE PROLETTERIAT!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
[The crows slowly and angrily surround and close-in on the pigs] [to Ralph; scared]
They're gonna kill us.
[As the crows inch closer, Ralph pulls out a photo of his family] Ralph (Pig Cop #2): [to the crows; smiling nervously] Would you like to see a picture of my kids?
[One of the crows throws a glass bottle at Ralph in his left eye. Ralph starts shooting at the crows, but this only angers them even more. Pig Cop #1 gets on his knees and prays, while Ralph continues shooting frantically before the crows pounce on them and brutally kill them. Horrified, Duke watches the scene turn into chaos before rushing to Fritz.]
Come on, man! You'll get killed up here!
[Duke is suddenly shot and starts bleeding excessively as he slowly dies. His corpse collapses onto the road.]