A scene from Fritz the Cat 1972
Al (Pig Cop #1)

Shh. I think we're here. Do you hear anything, Ralph?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

It sounds like a bunch of degenerates in there.

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Alright Shh. now, listen, Ralph, now, listen, you got the deeper voice. you see and I want you to yell, Open the **** door. now say the word **** because that makes you sound tough. When I say three, you yell, Open...

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

I'm even gonna ad-lib. I'm even gonna ad-lib.

Al (Pig Cop #1)

No ad-libbing, Ralph. No ad-libbing.

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Let me call 'em preverts!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

What's a "prevert"?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

A prevert is a degenerate! Didn't you know that?

Al (Pig Cop #1)

A prevert's a degenerate?

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Didn't you have no bringing up?

Al (Pig Cop #1)

I got bar mitzvahed.

Al (Pig Cop #1)

[Ralph laughs]

You ain't supposed to laugh, Ralph! This is a serious job and we're getting paid for it. Cut the **** shit out. Let's go.

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

All right. Open up in there! It's the law! Hippie bastards!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Good, Ralph, do it again.

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Open... [Ralph laughs] okay, open up!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

What the ****'s your problem? Cut it out!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

I won't laugh! I won't laugh! Open the door, you pre-verts!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

Open up! Law and order's here!

Al (Pig Cop #1)

All right in there! All right in there!

Ralph (Pig Cop #2)

Okay, Open up! Here we are!

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