I know about the race problem - I've studied the race problem!
Duke
You don't know nothing about the race problem! You've got to be a crow to know about the race problem!
Voiced by Charles Spidar 
Fritz the Cat (1972) · 31 quotes
Fritz the Cat (1972) · 31 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Fritz the Cat (1972): in 4 of its 31 quotes
Most scenes with: Fritz (3)
Scenes with Duke
4 scenes
Duke
You think being a crow is a big mother**** ball? All you cats the same, man! You don't know where it is, and you don't have somebody to tell you where it is. You have to be where it is to find out what's happening!
Duke
[Fritz bumps into Duke at a pool table]
Hey, man, you in a bag?
Yeah, that's it. I'm in a bag.
Duke
Just don't lose your coolness, cat. I mean, don't lose your coolness.
Well, easy for you to talk. You're a crow. I wish I was a crow. If I was a crow, I'd fly away, man. I'd fly away from this miserable town for good.
Duke
You think being a crow is a big mother**** ball? All you cats the same, man. You don't know where it is. There's nobody to tell you where it's at. And you come up here, try to find out where it's at, but you got to be up here, man, to find out what's happening!
I know it isn't a ball, man. I studied the race problems. I know.
Duke
You don't know nothing about the race problem! You gotta be a crow to know about the race problem! You know what I mean? Do you dig where I'm at? You know what I'm talking about?
Well, listen, man. this thing affects me very deeply, fella. As a cat, I have a considerable guilt complex, because my kind have always brought suffering on your kind.
Duke
Yeah?
Yeah. Yes, indeed, my soul is tortured and tormented by this racial crisis.
Duke
No sh*t?
Sometimes I really get hung up about it. You know, uptight. Strung out.
Duke
ln a bag?
Yeah, in a bag.
Revolt! Revolt! Revolt, you thick-skulled idiots! You have carried heavy burdens for the bosses! You have sweat your lives away for the bosses! The bosses! They ride around in limousines!
Crow
Get the **** off my car!
The Bosses! They're eating strawberries and cream!
Duke
That's funny! Cats are real boss!
Duke
Cool it, officer. He's just blowing hot air. No one's paying no mind.
Come the revolution, there gonna be no more limousines! Come the revolution, there gonna be no more strawberries and cream! See?!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
[laughing]
Hey, Ralph, you know how these dumb kids are. They don't know what they doing.
**** "A" right.
[pointing at the pigs]
There he is! He's the one who keeps the bosses in power! HE'S THE ONE WHO'S HOLDING YOU DOWN!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Who, me?
You!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
No, no, not me, YOU!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
No You!
You, You, You!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Me!
Not me, YOU!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
Yeah you!
You!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
**** you!
Ralph (Pig Cop #2): YOU FIRST!
THE SPIKED BUDDHA CAPITALISM! THE IRON THUMB ON THE HEADS OF THE PROLETTERIAT!
Al (Pig Cop #1)
[The crows slowly and angrily surround and close-in on the pigs] [to Ralph; scared]
They're gonna kill us.
[As the crows inch closer, Ralph pulls out a photo of his family] Ralph (Pig Cop #2): [to the crows; smiling nervously] Would you like to see a picture of my kids?
Duke
[One of the crows throws a glass bottle at Ralph in his left eye. Ralph starts shooting at the crows, but this only angers them even more. Pig Cop #1 gets on his knees and prays, while Ralph continues shooting frantically before the crows pounce on them and brutally kill them. Horrified, Duke watches the scene turn into chaos before rushing to Fritz.]
Come on, man! You'll get killed up here!
[Duke is suddenly shot and starts bleeding excessively as he slowly dies. His corpse collapses onto the road.]