Hey! Here's to daddy issues and **** douchebags. Let's just all be one big happy cliché!
Chewie
Aaron Yoo · 13 quotes
Trent
Travis Van Winkle · 7 quotes
Donnie
Kyle Davis · 5 quotes
Wade
Jonathan Sadowski · 5 quotes
Bree
Julianna Guill · 4 quotes
Mike
Nick Mennell · 3 quotes
Richie
Ben Feldman · 3 quotes
Most scenes together: Wade & Richie (3), Wade & Mike (2), Mike & Richie (2)
Friday the 13th (2009) quotes
Page 2 of 3Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.
Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.
I don't care about your damn lip, this is a family heirloom!
I forgot, did you want to buy some weed? Seriously, I sprung a **** shit-ton of it growing out there, a little bushel. Sell you some.
I'm close, baby!
In my next life, I want to come back as one of the buttons on the asspocket of her jeansshorts.
It's your ****in' loss, dude! It'll **** your shit up, boy. Good times. ****er.
Jesus Christ! ****in' lucky there, Stretch! You came about that close to hittin' the start button on the whup-ass machine, boy!
May the Force be with your Schwartz!
Oh my God, babies have more space in the uterus.
Oh, you like that? You like the balls in your hand, huh?
Shoot the boot!
There's something in there. Looks like some kind of a doll.
They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.