Chewie
Shoot the boot!
Played by Aaron Yoo 
Friday the 13th (2009) · 37 quotes
Friday the 13th (2009) · 37 quotes
Oh my God, babies have more space in the uterus.
More lines from Chewie
10 quotes Chewie
Chewie
Fine. To all the felching, welching, pussies of the world!
Chewie
[looking at a stuffed bobcat]
That is a fierce pussy.
Chewie
In my next life, I want to come back as one of the buttons on the asspocket of her jeansshorts.
Chewie
Hey! Here's to daddy issues and **** douchebags. Let's just all be one big happy cliché!
Chewie
Hi, my name is Trent. My daddy bent me over this chair and beat me when I was little, so you need to fix it.
Chewie
Are you looking for this? Because, uh, it completes your outfit.
Chewie
Hey. Now, this is a real man's sport. You're even curved to the left, like my penis.
Chewie
They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
Chewie
Are you kidding? I have a better shot at **** a penguin than that girl.
Scenes with Chewie
2 scenes
Lawrence
Just go up and talk to her.
Chewie
Are you kidding me? I have a better shot at **** a penguin than that girl.
Trent
You better pull some MacGyver shit. Go to the toolshed, it's down the path.
Chewie
Yeah, okay. Trent, I'm sorry, man. You won't be disappointed. They don't call me the wood wizard 'cause I masturbate a lot.
