They don't call me the "wood wizard" because I masturbate a lot.
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Chewie Are you kidding? I have a better shot at **** a penguin than that girl.
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Donnie I forgot, did you want to buy some weed? Seriously, I sprung a **** shit-ton of it growing out there, a little bushel. Sell you some.
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