A scene from Freddy Got Fingered 2001
Darren

[Gord is building his skateboard ramp early in the morning]

Shh! Gord! Gord! Don't hammer 'em so loud. Geez, it's late, you're gonna wake up your parents.

Gord

You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun.

Darren

Yeah.

Darren

[Gord starts using it and it creates even more noise]

Shh! Gord!

Gord

What?

Jim

Oh, boys. Will you two ****s stop making so **** much noise? We're sleeping.

Darren

[Gord starts nailing in more hammers to annoy Jim]

Shhh!

Jim

Goddamnit! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING! Stop the **** hammering!

Mr. Malloy

Gordy! I got a kid over here, okay! Gord, are you guys almost done over there?

Gord

Yeah, nearly, Mr. Malloy.

Andy

Hey, Gord. Can I play on your ramp tomorrow?

Gord

Sure, Andy. Any time.

Darren

[Jim screams out of rage then goes back into the house]

Does your dad got, like, bowel problems?

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Darren Harland Williams More Darren quotes →
Andy Connor Widdows
Mr. Malloy Jackson Davies

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