Darren
[Gord is building his skateboard ramp early in the morning]
Shh! Gord! Gord! Don't hammer 'em so loud. Geez, it's late, you're gonna wake up your parents.
Gord
You're right. I should probably use the electric nail gun.
Darren
Yeah.
Gord
What?
Jim
Oh, boys. Will you two ****s stop making so **** much noise? We're sleeping.
Jim
Goddamnit! IT'S THREE IN THE MORNING! Stop the **** hammering!
Mr. Malloy
Gordy! I got a kid over here, okay! Gord, are you guys almost done over there?
Gord
Yeah, nearly, Mr. Malloy.
Andy
Hey, Gord. Can I play on your ramp tomorrow?
Gord
Sure, Andy. Any time.
Darren
[Jim screams out of rage then goes back into the house]
Does your dad got, like, bowel problems?




