You think just because I'm a movie star, I don't have feelings, well, you're wrong! I do have feelings! I'm an actress! I have ALL of them!
(putting on a meek voice)
Well, I wouldn't understand. You see I'm just a poor little housewife, in a little apron, with a little child to raise!
Yeah, well, you were always jealous of me, even in college, because I was blonde and beautiful and talented, and I could have any guy I wanted!
And did! Every guy! Most of the senior class and half the faculty!
Well! It was the Sixties!
(scornful)
Look at this place! Is this where your fanclub meets? Do you have ritual sacrifices?!
Put that down! Put that down! I won that!
I remember! Your first talkie!
Yeah, what did you ever win? A pie eating contest? Best Digestion?! (she screams as Brenda throws the statuette) Oh no... Brenda, this is a Golden Globe! It's sacred! It's... TRADEMARKED!! (Elise throws the statue at Brenda and smashes the wall mirror)
