“Tell you what dipshit, if you don't like my policies, you can come...” – Ed Rooney, Ferris Bueller's Day Off ... Movie Quotes Database

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A scene from Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1986

Ed Rooney

[talking to Cameron on the phone (who is posing as Sloane's father), thinking it is Ferris]

Tell you what dipshit, if you don't like my policies, you can come down here and smooch my big ol' white butt.

Grace

Ed!

Ed Rooney

Pucker up, buttercup. [to Grace] What?

Grace

Ferris Bueller's on line two.

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Ed Rooney Jeffrey Jones More Ed Rooney quotes →

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