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Cameron Ferris, my father loves this car more than life itself.
Ferris A man with priorities so far out of whack doesn't deserve such a fine automobile.
Cameron No. No! Apparently, you don't understand!
Ferris Wow.
Ferris Mr. Rooney would never believe Mr. Peterson drives that piece of shit.
Cameron It's not piece of shit.
Ferris It is a piece of shit! Don't worry about it, I don't even have a piece of shit! I have to envy yours.
Cameron Oh, thanks.
Ferris Look, it's real simple. Whatever mileage we put on, we'll take off.
Cameron How?
Ferris We'll drive home backwards.
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