Falling Down 1993 quotes, page 3

66 quotes · 6 characters
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Characters
Prendergast Robert Duvall · 42 quotes
Bill Foster 27 quotes
Nick 10 quotes
William Foster 9 quotes
Elizabeth Tavino 4 quotes
Sandra Torres Rachel Ticotin · 4 quotes

Most scenes together: Bill Foster & Prendergast (17), Nick & Prendergast (5), Prendergast & Sandra Torres (4)

Falling Down quotes

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Sheila
[at Whammyburger]

Hi, can I help you?

Yes, I'd like a ham and cheese whamlet and some whammy fries--

Sheila

I'm sorry, we've stopped serving breakfast but we are on the lunch menu now.

But I want breakfast.

Sheila

You can't have it, we're not serving it.

So you said. Is that the manager?

Sheila
(sighs)

Yeah.

Could I speak to him please?

Sheila

Sure. Rick, there's a customer who would like to speak with you.

Rick
[a young man with a happy smile walks up to the counter]

Yes, sir?

I'd like some breakfast?

Rick

We stopped serving breakfast.

I know you stopped serving breakfast Rick, Sheila told me that you... why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss 'Mister' even though I've been working with him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting and... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast?

Sheila

You can call me Miss Folsom if you want.

Rick

Sheila. We stopped serving breakfast at 11:30.

[Foster looks at his watch to find it's 3 minutes past the deadline. He becomes angry]

Rick, have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right"?

Rick
(sighs)

Yeah.

Well, here I am. The customer.

Rick
(still smiling)

That's not our policy. You have to order something from the lunch menu.

I don't want lunch. I want breakfast.

Rick

Yeah, well hey, I'm really sorry.

(smiles back)

Yeah, I'm real sorry too. (pulls out an Uzi)

Man on Freeway
[Bill Foster exits his car in the middle of the highway]

Hey, where do you think you're going?

I'm going home!

Nick
[after a gay man tips over a sunglass rack on Nick's counter]

**** ****s! Alternate lifestyle my ass! Imagine what those pumpkins do with each other when they're alone! And what about the muff divers? Think about it!

[Bill Foster approaches the gang after they crashed]

You missed. [Foster picks up the UZI and shoots the car] I missed too. [Foster threatens the gang member as he begs for his life. Foster shoots him in the ankle] You see, that's the concept. Take some shooting lessons, asshole.

[Foster has just attacked the gang members on the hill]

Clear a path, you mother ****er! Clear a path! I'm going home!

[picking up the pathetic hamburger he just ordered, comparing it to the picture behind the counter]

Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?

Nick
[picks up snowglobe]

What is this doing in here? **** shit! [throws snowglobe]

[to customer at Whammyburger]

You enjoying your meal? [customer chokes food onto tray] Hey, I think we have a critic! I don't think she likes the special sauce.

[While destroying merchandise in a Korean owned grocery store]

You think I'm a thief? No. See, I'm not the thief, I'm not the one charging 85 cents for a STINKING SODA! YOU'RE THE THIEF! I'm just standing up for my rights as a consumer! I'm rolling prices back to 1965! What do you think of that?

And she didn't make me get off the street. I happened to come home late one night, and I found her sitting in the dark staring at the wall. She had gotten into her head that I'd been killed. She thought I was a ghost and I had to chase her all over the house!