[at Whammyburger]
Hi, can I help you?
Yes, I'd like a ham and cheese whamlet and some whammy fries--
I'm sorry, we've stopped serving breakfast but we are on the lunch menu now.
But I want breakfast.
You can't have it, we're not serving it.
So you said. Is that the manager?
(sighs)
Yeah.
Could I speak to him please?
Sure. Rick, there's a customer who would like to speak with you.
[a young man with a happy smile walks up to the counter]
Yes, sir?
I'd like some breakfast?
We stopped serving breakfast.
I know you stopped serving breakfast Rick, Sheila told me that you... why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss 'Mister' even though I've been working with him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting and... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want a little breakfast?
You can call me Miss Folsom if you want.
Sheila. We stopped serving breakfast at 11:30.
[Foster looks at his watch to find it's 3 minutes past the deadline. He becomes angry]
Rick, have you ever heard the expression "the customer is always right"?
(sighs)
Yeah.
Well, here I am. The customer.
(still smiling)
That's not our policy. You have to order something from the lunch menu.
I don't want lunch. I want breakfast.
Yeah, well hey, I'm really sorry.
