Nick quotes

View Quote You know what was in this? Zyklon-B! What the Nazis had! Listen! [shakes can, a slight rattle is heard] Empty! This was used, man! This was actually used! I wonder how many ****s this little can took out!

View Quote [after a gay man tips over a sunglass rack on Nick's counter] ****ing ****s! Alternate lifestyle my ass! Imagine what those pumpkins do with each other when they're alone! And what about the muff divers? Think about it!

View Quote [picks up snowglobe] What is this doing in here? **** shit! [throws snowglobe]

View Quote Who the **** do you think you are, you ****! You **** ****!