“What can I do you for?” – Nick, Falling Down ... Movie Quotes Database

Nick

What can I do you for?

Bill Foster

I was just looking for some hiking boots.

Nick

Hiking boots? Let's see what we got. These here are the top of the line. Scientifically engineered and all that crap. Guaranteed by some Sierra Club asshole not to hurt a chipmunk IF you step on it! Personally, I think they're for pussies and (turns his head towards the two homosexuals in the store) ****S! Now these are Vietnam jungle boots. Cost you half as much, last you twice as long and are great for stomping (turns his head again) ****! Course when you're done you have to clean out the waffle with a stick, but what the hell, you can't have everything.

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