“I've been vandalized...By Elvis!” – Ernest P. Worrell, Ernest Goes to Jail ... Movie Quotes Database

(gasps)

I've been vandalized...By Elvis!
[Suddenly after Ernest go gets changed we then go to the car that got a flat tire]

Charlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow) [Crossly]

I can't believe it! I can't believe it! First, Ernest, and now this! I'm acting like a victim, I need to tell Ernest, exactly how I feel, and I need to do that right now while I'm still mad!

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