You know what? I don't know if you're kidding or if you're being ironic, because chipmunks, they don't talk.
Well, not here they don't.
Robert Philip
Patrick Dempsey · 28 quotes
Prince Edward
James Marsden · 19 quotes
Queen Narissa
Susan Sarandon · 19 quotes
Nancy Tremaine
Idina Menzel · 4 quotes
Nathaniel
Timothy Spall · 4 quotes
Most scenes together: Giselle & Robert Philip (14), Robert Philip & Queen Narissa (3), Prince Edward & Queen Narissa (3)
Enchanted quotes
Page 3 of 5
Troll That's cheating! I supposed to eat you!
You see, I've been wandering very far and long tonight, and I'm afraid nobody has been very nice to me.
Yes.
Would you like me to call someone for you?
Well, I don't think they would hear you from here.
[calling 911]
Hello? We have a woman here, she's unconscious. I don't know. I didn't see what happened.
Well, she fainted, and-
Nathaniel, back to the car.
I will not. You poisoned her.
She sent the girl here! She poisoned her! With my help I...I regret to say.
Oh, he's lying, darling. Why would I ally myself with that buffoon? I mean, think about. Why would I-?
Silence! You lying, murderous wretch. When we return home, all of Andalasia shall know of your treachery. Your days as Queen will be over.
Take my crown? Don't you think that's a bit melodramatic, dear?
I don't know what "melodramatic" means. But you will be removed from the throne forever. I will see to it, Narissa.
[after learning Giselle is still alive]
I sent you to kill her, not save her. Can't you get that straight?
I realize you're upset, madam, but if you could find your way to give me one more chance, I promise...
Another chance? What, do you think poison apples grow on trees? There's only one left! You are out of chances.
Your Majesty, please, I...
NO, FORGET IT! I'M COMING THERE, AND I WILL KILL THE LITTLE WRETCH MYSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELF!!!!!!!!!! [causing all the glasses to break]
[after transforming herself into a dragon in front of everyone]
Ah, of all this nauseating talk of true love's kiss, it really does bring out the worse in me. You know I've been thinking, if I'm going to remain Queen, I'm gonna need some sort of story when I go back. Hmm...What if a giant vicious beast showed up, and killed everyone, and poor defenseless Queen Narissa, she just couldn't save them? [looks at Giselle] Let's begin with the girl who started it all, shall we?
Over my dead body.
Alright. I'm flexible. [grabs Robert] Come along, Giselle! We don't want you to miss this ending! [busts out of the window and climbs up the building]
Sam She has no driver's license, no passport, I can't even find this place she comes from.
What place?
Sam Andalusia.
Andalasia.
Sam Whatever. I've called every travel agent, every airline. I'm not sure if it's a country or a city.
It can't be a state.
Sam [Both watch Giselle acting strangely]
More like a state of mind. And she told me it's just beyond the meadows of joy and the [mimicking Giselle] valley of contentment. [normal voice] What is that all about?
Pregnant Woman with Kids [Edward knocks on a random door in Robert's apartment building, trying to find Giselle] [taking in Edward's "Prince Charming" getup]
...You're too late.
Okay, you know what? You gotta go. Look, I don't know what your deal is, if you're waiting around for Prince Charming or you're just...?
Whatever. Look, I'll get you to a bus, a train, a plane, a whatever, then, that's it. After that, I can't...I can't get involved after that. [Giselle emerges from the bathroom in a bright blue and pink dress] Where did you get that?
I made it. Do you like it? [Robert notices dress-shaped holes in his curtains and looks quite shocked] You're unhappy.
Oh, you are unhappy! I'm so sorry.
Oh, I'm not unhappy. I'm angry. An unpleasant emotion. Ever heard of it?
[after seeing Edward and Giselle together for the first time]
So this is the forest rat, who thinks she can claim my throne...NEVER!!!
[Nathaniel: Oh, my most adored Queen, where did you send her?]
To a place where there no happily ever afters.
[singing]
We adore each filthy chore that we determine. So, friends, even though you're vermin, we're a happy working thro-ong!
[to Morgan after giving her a book]
I know it's not the fairytale book you wanted, but this is better.