“Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited five hours...”

Buddy

[out of breath from stalking Michael]

Wow, you're fast. I'm glad I caught up to you. I waited five hours for you. Why is your coat so big? So, good news - I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog? You probably have. How was school? Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework? Huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat, too?

Michael

Go away!

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