[Buddy sees Santa in the store] Buddy : Santa. Gimbel's Santa : Hey! Ho, ho, ho! [the children cheer excitedly] Buddy : Santa! It's me, Buddy! It's me! Gimbel's Santa : Hey, buddy. How you doing? [an elf places a child on his lap] Buddy : Santa, it's me! [but his excitement and enthusiasm fades away as he grimaces at him] Who the heck are you? Gimbel's Santa : What are you talking about? I'm Santa Claus. Buddy : No, you're not. Gimbel's Santa : Uh... Why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. Buddy : Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year? Gimbel's Santa : Um... Well, Happy Birthday , of course! Ho, ho, ho! So, uh, how old are you son? Paul : Four. Gimbel's Santa : You're a big boy. What's your name? Paul : Paul. Gimbel's Santa : And, uh, what can I get you for Christmas? Buddy : [quietly] Paul, don't tell him what you want. He's a liar. Gimbel's Santa : Hey! Let the kid talk. Buddy : You disgust me! How can you live with yourself? Gimbel's Santa : Just cool it, zippy! Buddy : You sit on a throne of lies. Gimbel's Santa : Look, I'm not kiddin'. Buddy : You're a fake. Gimbel's Santa : I'm a fake? Buddy : Yes! Gimbel's Santa : How'd you like to be dead?! Huh? Paul : Fake? Gimbel's Santa : Ha, ha! He's kidding. Buddy : [sniffs] You stink. Gimbel's Santa : [as the elf takes Paul off his lap after a picture] I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right. Buddy : You smell like beef and cheese, you don`t smell like Santa. Gimbel's Santa : OK. [Buddy accidentally rips off the beard of Gimbel's Santa, and gasps. The kids scream in horror] Buddy : HE'S AN IMPOSTER! HE'S NOT SANTA! [they get into a fight] Buddy : He's a fake! He's a fake! I saw! Gimbel's Santa : Come here! Come here! Buddy : He's a fake! Gimbel's Santa : Where are you goin' now? Where are you goin' now? [he smashes Buddy's designs; the manager starts tackling the fake Santa to protect Buddy] Buddy : He's not Santa Claus! He's not Santa!

http://www.moviequotedb.com/movies/elf/quote_41780.html