A scene from Dr. Dolittle 2 2001
Black Pig

[imitating Hannibal Lecter]

Hello, Clarice.

Archie

Uh, Doc, this isn't necessary.

John

It's time for a little tough love. Come on.

Young Zoo Bear

Look, Iggy! What's the matter, boy? Couldn't make it on the outside?

Archie

Hey--

Young Zoo Bear

Come on in, powder puff.

John

Go on in there.

Archie

But wh-why?

John

There's a couple bears inside that want to meet you. Go. Come on.

Archie

I'll just sit over on that side of the cell.

John

I'm tired of this madness.

Archie

[phone rings]

Don't be scared.

Young Zoo Bear

I'll bite ya!

John

Yes, Dolittle. Oh, hi, honey!

Old Zoo Bear

Don't like to hunt? Don't like to fish? You know what I would give to be in the forest instead of in this dump?

Archie

Uh, Doc!

Young Zoo Bear

Do I hear someone talking?

Archie

No, no.

Young Zoo Bear

See, that's the problem with kids today-no respect. Kid think he knows my life.

Old Zoo Bear

He needs us to teach him a lesson.

Archie

N-No, I just--

Old Zoo Bear

I'm gonna give him a bear hug. Get over here let me give you a bear hug. Get over here, Tiny.

John

No, it's actually going quite well. I finally got this under control.

Bears

[snapping]

♪ Her name was Lola ♪

Archie

Yeah!

Bears

♪ She was a show bear ♪

Archie

Whoo!

John

Lisa, let me call you back.

Bears

♪ With yellow feathers in her hair ♪ ♪ And her dress cut down to there ♪

Archie

Where?

Bears

♪ At the Copa ♪

Archie

Yes!

Bears

♪ Copacabana ♪

Archie

Doc, apparently everyone in this place loves musicals.

Bears

[♪♪ continues, fades]

Archie

I'm kidding. I'll try harder.

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