Now, explain this again. I'm supposed to climb into a small, dark space and sleep for six months?
That's what bears do. It's called hibernation.
Sounds more like depression. Wait, how do I eat?
Well, you don't eat. What you do is, you eat a lot during the summer. That lasts you throughout the whole winter.
Where do I go to the bathroom?
No going to the bathroom.
I'm serious. What you do is, a week before you hibernate you start eating things like dirt and moss and hair and grass, and it forms a big plug in your, um-- it p-plugs up your, uh- Uh, you know.
It starts to block my own butt?
John: Yeah, it starts to block all of it up with this big, nasty, hairy plug of hair and grass. It's a big, nasty plug.
Whoa, wait. You want me to sleep for six months with a big cork in my own butt?
Yeah, that's the other idea of it.
Okay, good-bye! See you later!
Hey, Archie, come back here!
Nope, I'm gone! See you!
Archie!
Hey, heading south?
Archie, nobody's gonna pick up a hitchhiking bear.
Look, I'll split the gas and sit in the back with the kids.
Come on, Archie, stop it.
I'm sorry, Doc. This isn't working out for it. I almost drowned. Ava doesn't like me.
Look, I'm tired of your complaining. Archie. Okay? Look up in this tree. What do you see, huh?
Right. A bird in his home. On the branch below him there's a squirrel in his home. And there's a little rabbit in his home. All these animals are depending on you. Hey. you can do this. Just listen to your inner bear. Okay? Just trust him. He'll tell you what to do. Just trust him, Archie. Come on.
Okay, but I gotta tell ya, my inner bear has a problem with the butt plug.
All right, that's it, I'm gonna show you what happens to animals that don't have a home. Come on.
