A character in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

Walter quotes from Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991)

Robert Hy Gorman

7th most-quoted character in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991): in 3 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Sue Ellen Crandell (2), Melissa (2), Zach (2)

Scenes with Walter

3 scenes

Why are you guys wearing name tags?

Walter

She says she has trouble remembering things.

We're supposed to wear them at all times, and she's getting us up at the butt crack of dawn to tidy up the garage.

Walter

She doesn't look dead.

That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like on MacGyver.

[Zach, Sue Ellen, Melissa, Kenny, and Walter are deciding the best way to put Mrs. Sturak in the trunk]

Sure she's gonna fit?

How should I know? I've never done this before.

Well, neither have I.

I think we should measure her first.

Let's hack off her head!

Walter
[in agreement with Melissa]

Yeah!

Uh, alright, go get that, uh, metal tape measure thing out of the garage.

Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.

That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Now just do it.

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