Zach. Put it back, right now. If you need money, ask me first.
Zach Okay then, can I have ten dollars?
Forget it.
Played by Christopher Pettiet 
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) · 39 quotes
Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991) · 39 quotes
Tied for 3rd most-quoted character in Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dead (1991): in 7 of its 39 quotes
Most scenes with: Sue Ellen Crandell (4), Melissa (3), Kenny (2)
Scenes with Zach
7 scenes Zach
Mrs. Sturak
Time for little boys to be in bed.
Zach Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?
Mrs. Sturak
[Opening the car door and tossing Cynthia out]
And time for little trollops to go home!
She doesn't look dead.
Zach That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like on MacGyver.
Zach We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Probably choked on her whistle.
Um... what should we do with her body?
Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well, I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
They'll probably blame us.
They'll definitely call Mom.
SHE'LL blame us.
Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then be in our faces.
I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach I don't either.
Zach Call the cops.
Oh yeah, what are we going to say, Liza Minnelli stole our Buick?
[Zach, Sue Ellen, Melissa, Kenny, and Walter are deciding the best way to put Mrs. Sturak in the trunk]
Sure she's gonna fit?
How should I know? I've never done this before.
Well, neither have I.
Zach I think we should measure her first.
Let's hack off her head!
Uh, alright, go get that, uh, metal tape measure thing out of the garage.
Would you stop ordering us around, you're not the babysitter.
That's right Kenny, the babysitter is dead. Now just do it.
