A scene from Dogma 1999
Bethany

[Bethany, Jay and Silent Bob inspect the body that fell in front of them.]

No heartbeat.

Jay

You think someone threw him out of a plane with a message written on him like in Con Air? (to Bethany) You ever see that flick?

Rufus

[The body starts to move, and the others back away from it.]

Oh, did that suck! Con Air, con shit!

Jay

Kill it, kill it!

Rufus

Sounds familiar.

Bethany

Jesus! Are you okay?

Rufus

It's Rufus, and yeah, I'm fine.

Jay

It's the **** un-dead! Cut its head off!

Rufus

Hey! What I did just gave me a **** migraine! So if you don't pipe down, I'm gonna yank ya' sack off like a paper towel!

Bethany

Speaking of which, you're awfully nude. Rufus, was it?

Rufus

Yes, Rufus it is. Usually "Long" Rufus, but it's kinda cold out here, you understand. (to Silent Bob) Hey, Biggie, how 'bout lending me your coat 'til I find my own threads?

Jay

Dude, he fell outta thin air. [Silent Bob complies with Rufus request and removes his jacket.] Dude, his piece will be rubbin' the inside of your armor! Dude!

Rufus

Hey, thanks. I'll do my best to tuck it back.

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