[U.V. isn't sure if Steve Clark is now one of the Blue Ribbons]
Hey, man, not so fast! What's the capital of North Dakota?
How the **** should I know?
All right, you're cool.
Gavin
Nick Stahl · 13 quotes
Steve
James Marsden · 13 quotes
Rachel
Katie Holmes · 8 quotes
Lorna Longley
Crystal Cass · 5 quotes
U.V.
Chad Donella · 5 quotes
Dorian
3 quotes
Dorian Newberry
William Sadler · 3 quotes
Dr. Caldicott
3 quotes
Most scenes together: Steve & Rachel (4), Steve & Gavin (2), Gavin & Rachel (2)
Disturbing Behavior quotes
Page 2 of 3Toxic jock syndrome.
[U.V. shoots Gavin to prevent him from shooting Rachel and Steve] [falls to the ground, bleeding]
Three times? You had to shoot me three times?
Wow. I get to say to my twisted family... I guess this diminishes my chances of ever meeting Trent Reznor...Wow, I guess I'm finally coming around...
Note
This was a deleted scene.
Chug Will you go out with me?
Chug WHY NOT?!
Allen Clark What're you doing, dipshit? Don't worry about the snakes in your garden when you've got spiders in your bed.
Andy Effkin [snaps Mary Joe's neck]
Slut.
Meet the musical little creatures that hide among the flowers.
Science is God!
Denial ain't just a river in Italy, bud!
I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy!
[Blood running down her face]
I have to go home. I've got a big physics test tomorrow.
Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad.